Recent Latest Episodes
May 11, 2022
Polybius, Hitmen, and Dark Web Games
This week we're joined by John Brooks from the 1999 Podcast talking about the myth of Polybius, as well as some other wild internet mysteries. Cicada 3301 and the Lake City Quiet Pills are on the agenda, folks! And they are BONKERS.
We got sidetracked an...
April 27, 2022
Gorillas, Hand Jobs, and Incompetent Junkies
Join us this week as we talk all about Money! We've got monkeys, masks and airports lined up for some of the most outrageous cash-involving stories you've ever heard!
Listen all the way through for details on our upcoming East Coast Tour, our inevitable ...
April 13, 2022
Theater Tugs and Contract Thugs
Happy Rex Manning Day! We're bringing you some 90s nostalgia in the form of public nudity and unpronounceable names this week! Learn about Florida's seedy Adult Theater business and why Prince was once known as "not Prince anymore" but is now Prince agai...
March 30, 2022
3 Culkins Total
This week we're talking about Nutty Astronauts and Black Metal Bad Boys!
Ryan eats some Taco Bell and Kelli gets confused about the Culkin Family.
Bruce Springsteen's butt makes an appearance and Mat joins in with some banter.
Promos by Weird Distraction...
March 10, 2022
Paranormal Cornflake Queen
Join us this week as we discuss Cereal, the Dodleston Messages, and the Queen! We learned that some cereal is gross, the Queen is definitely alive, and we're still on the fence about time travel.
The video version is available on our YouTube. Subscribe i...
Feb. 16, 2022
Juicy Mormons!
This week we're discussing Literary Conspiracies! Join us as we talk about The Necronomicon, OJ Simpson, and Joseph Smith.
We got drunk, y'all.... so, we struggled to get through this one.
If you're having a good time, leave us a review! Check out www.dr...
Feb. 2, 2022
Mummies, Clits, and Hammock Sh**s!
We're back this week! YAY! Welcome to our first episode of 2022! This week we're discussing Conspiracy based movie plots. We've got Mummies, Monkeys, and Virus Software comin' at ya!
We're super excited to be back and can't wait to get back at it.
Don't ...
Dec. 22, 2021
2021 Sh*t Show
For our last episode of the year we're talking about all the funny stuff that happened, all the amazing people we met, and all the awesome times we've had during our little podcast adventure!
We've got a couple new stories, and Kelli finally makes it thr...
Dec. 8, 2021
Ratings, Stunt Tits, Lettuce & Prohibition!
In honor of Mat's birthday, we're talking all about December this week!
Elizabeth Bathory, Dead Santa, Bobo Dolls, Poisoned Booze?!?!? YEP!
We've got a Promo by FMWL Pod. Go find them and give em a listen! We love them... and so will you!
We're doing a 3...
Nov. 24, 2021
Entrapment, STDs and Airplanes!
This week we're talking about what happened the years we were born! Join us for the inside scoop on 1980, 1981, and 1988.
Fake Arabs, Invisible Dot People, Cocaine Sharks? Yep!
Promo by Tamara at the Break of Dawn. GO find her and show her some love. She...
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About the Hosts
Mathew Madden
Co-Host
Mathew is co-host of the Drunk Theory Podcast. His skills include doing research at the absolute last second before recording and throwing up more than normal people should while having a night of drinks. His favorite websites to cite during episodes are Google and Wikipedia. Not quite as aggressive as the rest of the cast but always willing to attempt the grueling task of keeping everyone on topic.
Kara Crumpton
Co-Host
Kara is a co-host of the Drunk Theory Podcast. She's a professional bullshit artist full of stupid questions. Sometimes it's amazing how child-like her mentality is. Combine that with alcohol and arguments from the rest of the cast and you're guaranteed to have a good laugh.
Kelli Madden
Scientist, Researcher, Bartender
Kelli is the resident scientist and official bartender of the Drunk Theory Podcast. Great at doing more research than anyone else and finding off the wall drink recipes for each episode. She brings a scientific perspective to the otherwise uneducated ramblings of her fellow co-hosts even when they don't believe. Great at making drinks and yelling about how the rest of the cast is wrong!
Ryan D.
Co-Host
Ryan is a man of mystery, he's so mysterious in fact that we don't even know his last name. He kinda just moves about the shadows, lurking in the background, coming and going as he pleases. In all seriousness Ryan is a co-host of Drunk Theory Podcast when the stars are right and our schedules align. He's always there to drop some straight facts on you peasants. He's a little more of a conspiracy buff than the rest of the cast so it's always good to get his take on things. If there is a conspiracy theory that he doesn't know about we'd be surprised!
Mango
Official Mascot
Mango the dog, we decided to make him the official mascot because he's just so darn cute. Usually he can be found in the background of our audio barking at random things he thinks he sees outside or fast asleep in the middle of the room.