Latest Episodes
Fake Holidays with Ethan Embry!
April 12, 2023
HAPPY REX MANNING DAY!!! This week we're joined by the amazingly awesome Ethan Embry! Join us as we talk about Rex Manning Day, Festivus, Treat Yo Self Day, and the Great Glitter Conspiracy! Promo by Family Plot! Go find em.…
Music Festivals: POO WATER INCLUDED!
March 12, 2023
Join us as we drunkenly discuss Fyre Fest and Woodstock 99! IF you're having a good time, rate/review, whatever. Head on over to www.drunktheory.com and leave us a message.. whatever.
Snake Bites, Giant Farts, and Elephant Grudges
Feb. 8, 2023
Join us as we talk about some weirdo animal shenanigans, Andre the Giant, and an exclusive club for all the dudes you've shagged. Don't miss our upcoming LIVE thing, tickets available at www.moment.co/drunktheory Also, as al…
Beans, Roses, and Matrix Spoons
Jan. 19, 2023
This week we're going to the movies! Join us as we talk about Horror Movies based on real events! We've got an Exorcism, some Cannibals, and a couple of grifters. PROMO by Comedy Roundtable! We love those guys so much! Go ch…
2022 Sh*t Show!
Jan. 4, 2023
Join us for our End of the Year episode! This week we're talking about all the things that were awful in 2022. And also, stuff that was pretty cool. Find us, leave a review, send us a voice message via www.drunktheory.com, y…
Hot Cockle Pudding....No Whammies!
Dec. 21, 2022
We're BACK! Enjoy a short little "comeback episode"! Sorry for our slackness... we've been busy. This week we're talking all about Contests... We're glad to be back and we've got A LOT of cool stuff coming up, so be on the l…
The ”Shi**er’s Full” Crime Party!
Sept. 28, 2022
Join us this week as we dive in to Bonnie & Clyde, The Dave Matthews Band, and the Donner Party. We've been gone for a while... hope the wait was worth it! :) Find us at www.drunktheory.com because we do stuff there, somet…
Nerd Sh*t, Creepy Pastas, and Eel Pie?
Aug. 3, 2022
It's our 2 Year Podversary!!! Thank you to everyone who joined us and sent us messages! We're talking Creepy Pastas... and a bunch of other stuff. Video is available on our YouTube Channel! If you're having a good time, leav…
Baby Flair and the Itty Bitty Titty Committee
June 22, 2022
This week we're talking about sure-fire ways to screw up your kids! We've got the true meanings behind some popular Nursery Rhymes, the story of Georgia Tann, and some wild Tribal Rites of Passage! We're gearing up for our 5…
Scammy McScammerson. Hashtag Hollywood.
June 8, 2022
This week we're talking about Love Scams! People are gullible. That's pretty much it. We've got a PROMO by NeatCast pod, and we announce the winners of our drawing... SPOILER ALERT... it's Doom Generation and Geek Graffiti! …
Polybius, Hitmen, and Dark Web Games
May 11, 2022
This week we're joined by John Brooks from the 1999 Podcast talking about the myth of Polybius, as well as some other wild internet mysteries. Cicada 3301 and the Lake City Quiet Pills are on the agenda, folks! And they are …
Gorillas, Hand Jobs, and Incompetent Junkies
April 27, 2022
Join us this week as we talk all about Money! We've got monkeys, masks and airports lined up for some of the most outrageous cash-involving stories you've ever heard! Listen all the way through for details on our upcoming Ea…
Theater Tugs and Contract Thugs
April 13, 2022
Happy Rex Manning Day! We're bringing you some 90s nostalgia in the form of public nudity and unpronounceable names this week! Learn about Florida's seedy Adult Theater business and why Prince was once known as "not Prince a…
3 Culkins Total
March 30, 2022
This week we're talking about Nutty Astronauts and Black Metal Bad Boys! Ryan eats some Taco Bell and Kelli gets confused about the Culkin Family. Bruce Springsteen's butt makes an appearance and Mat joins in with some bante…
Paranormal Cornflake Queen
March 10, 2022
Join us this week as we discuss Cereal, the Dodleston Messages, and the Queen! We learned that some cereal is gross, the Queen is definitely alive, and we're still on the fence about time travel. The video version is availab…
Juicy Mormons!
Feb. 16, 2022
This week we're discussing Literary Conspiracies! Join us as we talk about The Necronomicon, OJ Simpson, and Joseph Smith. We got drunk, y'all.... so, we struggled to get through this one. If you're having a good time, leave…
Mummies, Clits, and Hammock Sh**s!
Feb. 2, 2022
We're back this week! YAY! Welcome to our first episode of 2022! This week we're discussing Conspiracy based movie plots. We've got Mummies, Monkeys, and Virus Software comin' at ya! We're super excited to be back and can't …
2021 Sh*t Show
Dec. 22, 2021
For our last episode of the year we're talking about all the funny stuff that happened, all the amazing people we met, and all the awesome times we've had during our little podcast adventure! We've got a couple new stories, …
Ratings, Stunt Tits, Lettuce & Prohibition!
Dec. 8, 2021
In honor of Mat's birthday, we're talking all about December this week! Elizabeth Bathory, Dead Santa, Bobo Dolls, Poisoned Booze?!?!? YEP! We've got a Promo by FMWL Pod. Go find them and give em a listen! We love them... an…
Entrapment, STDs and Airplanes!
Nov. 24, 2021
This week we're talking about what happened the years we were born! Join us for the inside scoop on 1980, 1981, and 1988. Fake Arabs, Invisible Dot People, Cocaine Sharks? Yep! Promo by Tamara at the Break of Dawn. GO find h…
Weird Science!
Nov. 10, 2021
This week we're gettin' freaky with some outrageous science experiments! We've got Prison Balls, Turkey Faces, Stolen Brains and Two-Headed Dogs! We learn about the complexities of Dry Ice and remember that Spam is... a thin…
Mayonnaise Shoes and Bog Butter
Oct. 27, 2021
This week we're talking all about Dairy Conspiracies! Thanks to our 5000th Twitter follower, we had a super fun topic this week. Join us as we talk about People Burgers, Butter, Miley Cyrus, and Government Milk! Promo by No…
35 (AKA Hot Battle Bacon)
Oct. 13, 2021
Join us for our 35th official episode! This week we tackle conspiracies involving the number 35. Andy Kauffman, Chernobyl, Henry Lucas.... we've got it all. Promo by Why Whiskey podcast. Go find 'em and show 'em some love! T…
F**d Up Families!
Sept. 29, 2021
This week we're talking about some of our favorite Dysfunctional Families. Join us as we talk about Britney Spears, New York Crime Families, Malcolm Wilkerson and Hank Hill. Promos by Scottish Murders Podcast and Not Again! …